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[beccaelizabeth]

My watch just challenged me to run 5km tomorrow and get a little badge.
My watch knows my exercise routine (clue: Not 5K, and that walking).
My watch is either taking the piss or attempting homicide...

Comments

[senmut]

... your watch has been possessed by your mortal enemy...

[anne_d]

Casually drop the watch in the nearest body of water and walk away. No jury would ever convict you.

[baronjanus]

The robot revolution moves in mysterious ways