Seagulls

We have seagulls.
We do not usually have seagulls.
We're right in the middle of the county and there's an ongoing lack of sea.
And yet
out my window
three seagulls chase each other.

trousers

I was asleep.
Then someone knocked on the door, and I got up to answer it.
Sounds easy, but nooooo.
I grabbed my trousers but a whole heap of clothes came with them, scattering down the hallway
and then putting teh trousers on there was a rrrrrip
and now I have crotchless trousers, which isn't terribly helpful.
I gave up and put my coat on, going for the mad flasher look
get the door open
and
it's some random bloke wants to read the electric meter.
I don't have a key. I have several keys that say they're for that cupboard but none of them work.
So away he goes again.

I could have done that without opening the door. But without my glasses he looked all the same colors as a postman. Boo.

I did buy some new trousers lately but one pair turned out to be bootcut and mum says there's something wrong about the way the waist fits, and the other pair I haven't tried on yet. The pair that tore are the ones that fit so easy I wear them all the time for years. So now I need to get them fixed, or possibly copied.