Agents of SHIELD
Jul. 7th, 2018 06:24 pmI have not yet watched Black Panther. That is the plan for tomorrow.
But I have started rewatching Agents of SHIELD from the beginning.
Everyone is babies and SHIELD is creepy and it's a lot more annoying to watch when you just want to kill Ward in the face a lot.
But I just watched the one with Akela Amador that starts with the heist where she found the one with the diamonds, and I'm like, they hired 55 people to wear stupid masks and identical suits and gain maximum possible attention and gave one (1) all of the diamonds.
Would it not have been actually less effort to give 55 ordinary looking people 1/55 of the diamonds and know that even if the thief struck there was an upper limit to how much they could actually carry?
I mean stick them in big enough cases and they're trying to escape through a crowd with gigantic luggage that might be silly colors, and even if they stick with the stupid identical suitcases plan there's only so many one person can hold, and instead of losing 100% they'd lose, what, 6/55? 8? I don't know, anything over 2 seems ambitious for holding bags but with strong hands and small handles you can manage.
It's just the most Extra plan that leaves them with minimum extra security and no decrease in risk.
Send multiple small batches and some of them get past the single singular thief.
Is stupid.
... I am critiquing the anti theft logic of a 'verse where they can stick bombs and x ray vision in someone's fully functional prosthetic eyeball. I mean, this should not be where they lose my disbelief.
... except it is because it's about How People Work, and it don't matter how much cyberware you pack into them, they still can't rob 55 people as effectively as one.
So.
Anyway.
I am not finding it as interesting as I used to. I had hopes that Coulson was a different guy than he turned out to be. Nicer than SHIELD baseline still didn't achieve minimum requirements.
And TV keeps doing the thing where the solution to big organisations is small vigilante groups with no accountability, so, you know, that... that is a problem.
But watching is something to do.
But I have started rewatching Agents of SHIELD from the beginning.
Everyone is babies and SHIELD is creepy and it's a lot more annoying to watch when you just want to kill Ward in the face a lot.
But I just watched the one with Akela Amador that starts with the heist where she found the one with the diamonds, and I'm like, they hired 55 people to wear stupid masks and identical suits and gain maximum possible attention and gave one (1) all of the diamonds.
Would it not have been actually less effort to give 55 ordinary looking people 1/55 of the diamonds and know that even if the thief struck there was an upper limit to how much they could actually carry?
I mean stick them in big enough cases and they're trying to escape through a crowd with gigantic luggage that might be silly colors, and even if they stick with the stupid identical suitcases plan there's only so many one person can hold, and instead of losing 100% they'd lose, what, 6/55? 8? I don't know, anything over 2 seems ambitious for holding bags but with strong hands and small handles you can manage.
It's just the most Extra plan that leaves them with minimum extra security and no decrease in risk.
Send multiple small batches and some of them get past the single singular thief.
Is stupid.
... I am critiquing the anti theft logic of a 'verse where they can stick bombs and x ray vision in someone's fully functional prosthetic eyeball. I mean, this should not be where they lose my disbelief.
... except it is because it's about How People Work, and it don't matter how much cyberware you pack into them, they still can't rob 55 people as effectively as one.
So.
Anyway.
I am not finding it as interesting as I used to. I had hopes that Coulson was a different guy than he turned out to be. Nicer than SHIELD baseline still didn't achieve minimum requirements.
And TV keeps doing the thing where the solution to big organisations is small vigilante groups with no accountability, so, you know, that... that is a problem.
But watching is something to do.