Dream House
Nov. 26th, 2014 10:59 amSo last night's very exciting dream involved going around viewing a house. An actually pretty awesome house. So apparently this is the literal house of my dreams:
The usual two up two down with that little room off the back upstairs, but everything a bit wider. Not much, just enough so you could put a double bed in more than one place and still walk up both sides.
Lots of light coming in the windows, and the view out the back is this huge panoramic... of gravel and train tracks. Big view, hardly any people, just a two carriage train every couple of hours. Train noise isn't much of a problem.
Big living room/dining room/kitchen, didn't much concentrate on it in the dream, just went down the second set of stairs
into a huge basement, with all the laundry and dishwashers and stuff, and a big glass double door out into a tiny courtyard garden with a bit of a garden in boxes.
At the back of the basement, a lovely roll top victorian iron bath
with Chris Evans in it
naked.
... no one else could see him.
... I decided right then I must buy the place. Hallucination or ghost, either way, keeping that...
Then it turned out to be there was like a double axe up on one wall that was controlling the dead somehow? As well as Evans sort of smouldering at me and getting out of the bath all hi how you doing, there was Cumberbatch in Sherlock coat sort of lurking at the back door, and some other less distinct presences. They told me the axe meant I could make them do anything (Evans being all flirty about it), so I realised I really had to buy the place, because otherwise someone else would. The only order I gave them was to be free willed, if they were that kind of being. ... because if they were, like, recordings in the wall, then sudden free will could be a bit disturbing, so it was like, here have a free will but only if you want it.
Naked Chris Evans was very grateful.
Very.
... sooooooo, kind of not thinking that's something I'll be getting from a house...
The usual two up two down with that little room off the back upstairs, but everything a bit wider. Not much, just enough so you could put a double bed in more than one place and still walk up both sides.
Lots of light coming in the windows, and the view out the back is this huge panoramic... of gravel and train tracks. Big view, hardly any people, just a two carriage train every couple of hours. Train noise isn't much of a problem.
Big living room/dining room/kitchen, didn't much concentrate on it in the dream, just went down the second set of stairs
into a huge basement, with all the laundry and dishwashers and stuff, and a big glass double door out into a tiny courtyard garden with a bit of a garden in boxes.
At the back of the basement, a lovely roll top victorian iron bath
with Chris Evans in it
naked.
... no one else could see him.
... I decided right then I must buy the place. Hallucination or ghost, either way, keeping that...
Then it turned out to be there was like a double axe up on one wall that was controlling the dead somehow? As well as Evans sort of smouldering at me and getting out of the bath all hi how you doing, there was Cumberbatch in Sherlock coat sort of lurking at the back door, and some other less distinct presences. They told me the axe meant I could make them do anything (Evans being all flirty about it), so I realised I really had to buy the place, because otherwise someone else would. The only order I gave them was to be free willed, if they were that kind of being. ... because if they were, like, recordings in the wall, then sudden free will could be a bit disturbing, so it was like, here have a free will but only if you want it.
Naked Chris Evans was very grateful.
Very.
... sooooooo, kind of not thinking that's something I'll be getting from a house...