Fanfic bunnies are fearless

So I dreamed something that seemed pretty awesome, but then I woke up and was, like, and my audience would be?
And then I realised, fanfic. There is always an audience.

... virgin princess Clint / Dragon Coulson, not even very much an AU.

The basic theory was that SHIELD runs a dating service because otherwise lonely SHIELD agents go around putting their details into databases, and SHIELD would rather they look after each other, even if they have some kind of unusual needs. ( Read more... )

Phil is a tuxedo dragon once he transforms. He's black and white until you look closely, and then he's iridescent and shimmering, with a white belly. I know exactly where to blame for that, and all the x is a dragon stuff my subconscious lately turns up, it's the Flight Rising dragon breeding game, you have to name the dragons and so you end up making super teams of them. I think he's a Guardian dragon, they look good and their whole reason for being is to protect. Be the shield.
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... why is my imagination full of genderqueer mpreg dragons...



I've spent actual plural hours writing this down.

... aaaaand that's just me kind of chickening out of actually writing this, isn't it? Like, if I write it, it might not be to everyone's taste, but somebody somewhere will read it, so that's not even the issue.


I'll see if this is still in my head after I sleep again.

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Why do I have a poster for California Man?
I know how I have a poster for California Man, it's from the video shop, they put them in a box when the video stopped being a new release.
I just, you know, why?

Does anyone actually want a poster for California Man?

Wait, this is the internet, somebody somewhere wants it.

How do I connect up that one person with this rather good condition poster for California Man?



I have no clue what else is in that box. There's pristine mint condition posters in there, all rolled up in plastic with a number on the end. Presumably I once knew what was inside them. I suspect it's something to do with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I just have no idea now.


I think there's also a stash of the grey alien posters I collected during my X-files phase, and probably that giant poster of GA & DD I used to have on my ceiling.
Interesting day to be rediscovering those.
... I'm vaguely hoping I threw the aliens out at some point previous, though, those things freaked me out, I totally dreamed abductions, it was Not Cool.