sideways dreams
May. 22nd, 2016 08:12 pmI dozed off this afternoon and dreamt stuff that was perfectly plausible and even contained an explanation for why I wouldn't remember it most of the time and yet I'm reasonably certain did not in fact happen.
I did not have a dog, even a small one. It's not just that, if I had a dog and it isn't here now, something sad must have happened, I really didn't have a dog, ever, because of not liking dogs, and also I wouldn't have that dog anyway because squished face breeds are just rude to make, dogs like breathing.
I didn't have a cat either, even a kitten one, and nobody did anything bad to the cat because there wasn't a cat.
So then I kept waking up trying to filter out the junk data.
Ugh.
least restful sleep.
I mean yeah dreaming of things eating me is pretty unrestful too, but I can put that away as soon as wake up. all this remembering I forgot owning a sofa is right tangly.
Today did not involve going to the shops because mum arranged something else to happen then instead. Is annoying. No big though, I own many things to eat and can choose them.
I did not have a dog, even a small one. It's not just that, if I had a dog and it isn't here now, something sad must have happened, I really didn't have a dog, ever, because of not liking dogs, and also I wouldn't have that dog anyway because squished face breeds are just rude to make, dogs like breathing.
I didn't have a cat either, even a kitten one, and nobody did anything bad to the cat because there wasn't a cat.
So then I kept waking up trying to filter out the junk data.
Ugh.
least restful sleep.
I mean yeah dreaming of things eating me is pretty unrestful too, but I can put that away as soon as wake up. all this remembering I forgot owning a sofa is right tangly.
Today did not involve going to the shops because mum arranged something else to happen then instead. Is annoying. No big though, I own many things to eat and can choose them.