comics dream
Mar. 4th, 2005 08:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beccaelizabethDreamed myself into trouble today. First I dreamed me, Blue Beetle and Booster Gold met this beautiful naked fairy lady, and then she choose Booster and dived off into fairyland with him. So I said "Why is it always Booster gets the beautiful naked women? I wish we got nice beautiful naked fairy ladies too." And lo, they were the kind of fairy that granted wishes, and Beetle and I dissapeared into fairyland with fairy ladies of our own. But they also cheated, because they weren't nice. You could tell, cause Booster got a blonde soft curvy fairy, but I was stuck with a black haired skinny fairy who didn't like me at all. Well, if she didn't like me, she didn't ought to go answering wishes. Anyways, I said she was cheating, so she pushed me out and I landed in a circus.
On top of a cage full of big black panthers.
Who got out and got their teeth around sensitive portions of my anatomy, and held me there for their master to decide what to do with me.
So first he suggested kinky pervy things involving the big cats (eeew), then kinky pervy things involving him (worse eeew), then... "But if I really want to humiliate you, I suppose I should force you to have sex... with Blue Beetle! Your team mate!"
... ookay... What's the phrase - "Not in the briar patch, anywhere but the briar patch!"
Except actually, in the dream, he kept on going on about "The most useless, ugly, ineffectual so-called hero..." and I couldn't be having with that.
"Best hero ever!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! Why do you think I'm on this team in the first place?"
But the villain decides I'm using reverse psychology and throws us together anyway.
I have the best subconscious ever.
Except for the part where right then Negative Man grabbed my hand and it turned all blackened bone and fire. Which, okay, new super power, but I had plans for that hand that Ted really wouldn't appreciate after it all caught fire. Also, OUCH.
And then the dream petered out by turning into a sequence of frames, with Dick/Kory smoochies. Which I could analyse by saying something about how forced D/K always seems to me and all pasted over the story I'd rather be looking at, but mostly it was just pretty art.
I have the strangest dreams.
On top of a cage full of big black panthers.
Who got out and got their teeth around sensitive portions of my anatomy, and held me there for their master to decide what to do with me.
So first he suggested kinky pervy things involving the big cats (eeew), then kinky pervy things involving him (worse eeew), then... "But if I really want to humiliate you, I suppose I should force you to have sex... with Blue Beetle! Your team mate!"
... ookay... What's the phrase - "Not in the briar patch, anywhere but the briar patch!"
Except actually, in the dream, he kept on going on about "The most useless, ugly, ineffectual so-called hero..." and I couldn't be having with that.
"Best hero ever!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! Why do you think I'm on this team in the first place?"
But the villain decides I'm using reverse psychology and throws us together anyway.
I have the best subconscious ever.
Except for the part where right then Negative Man grabbed my hand and it turned all blackened bone and fire. Which, okay, new super power, but I had plans for that hand that Ted really wouldn't appreciate after it all caught fire. Also, OUCH.
And then the dream petered out by turning into a sequence of frames, with Dick/Kory smoochies. Which I could analyse by saying something about how forced D/K always seems to me and all pasted over the story I'd rather be looking at, but mostly it was just pretty art.
I have the strangest dreams.