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I just skipped past a story with the near generic summary 'x learns not to piss Loki off'
which I imagine involves animal transformation or something, I don't know
but that form of summary just pisses me off
because you can't control Loki
and whatever Loki chooses to do is almost certainly not in response to you anyway
just the stuff inside his head
so the problem is not 'don't make him angry'
it's just that he's a wildfire and you're in the same geography.

Phrasing it the other way is super victim blamey and pings many abuse nopes.

Especially since Avengers 'piss Loki off' by continuing to exist in a breathing state
and the world annoys him by not kneeling, even when it would not be survivable to kneel
so how the hell could you learn not to annoy him anyway?