The Fictional Character Who-Would-You-Shag Meme

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The Fictional Character Who-Would-You-Shag Meme
because some of us basically wouldn't the actors.

If you'd shag them put the name in bold.
If you'd shag them after a few drinks put the name in italics. (metaphor drinks, as in 'maybe could be persuaded'. I don't drink.)
If you wouldn't shag or don't know who they are, leave as is.
If you wouldn't shag them at gunpoint, cross the name out.


After going through the list I feel it is important to note - shag, not have a relationship with. The list would look different if it included having to talk to them. Some whiny people are pretty.


Add one or more character names and/or fandoms of your own. Once the list gets long enough to be unwieldy (use your judgment) start removing one name for every name you add.


Buffy Summers
Willow Rosenberg
Xander Harris
Rupert Giles (Oh, yes, please!)
Cordelia Chase
Joyce Summers
Spike
Darla
Drusilla
Ethan Rayne (yes yes yes)
Daniel "Oz" Osbourne
Anya Jenkins
Riley Finn
Tara Maclay
Andrew Wells
Kennedy
Faith

(see, this would have a lot to do with why it my favourite show. Especially since Wesley and Angel belong on that list too.)

Angel
Allen Francis Doyle
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
Charles Gunn
Lorne
Fred Burkle
Connor
Illyria
Lindsey MacDonald
Lilah Morgan

Mal Reynolds
Zoë Warren
Hoban "Wash" Washburn
Inara Serra
Jayne Cobb
Kaylee Frye
Simon Tam
River Tam
Shepherd Book

Jack O'Neill
Daniel Jackson
Samantha Carter
Teal'c
George Hammond
Janet Fraiser
Jonas Quinn
Jacob Carter/Selmak
Bra'tac
Paul Davis
Sgt. Siler
Walter Harriman Davis (aka Chevron Guy)
Martouf
Narim
Ba'al
Tanith

Elizabeth Weir
John Sheppard
Rodney McKay
Teyla Emmagan
Aiden Ford
Radek Zelenka
Carson Beckett
Peter Grodin
Bates (what, no first name yet?)
Kavanagh
Simon
Halling
Kolya
Cowen
Sora

(see actually most of the atlantis list ought to be crossed out, but then there would be no way to distinguish the depths to which I really really really wouldn't ever want to get that close to that whiny McKay)

Duncan MacLeod (okay, I wouldn't need much persuading if he kept his mouth shut and his sword put away)
Connor MacLeod
Methos/Adam Pierson
Richie Ryan <--- Richie! With no T!
Joe Dawson
Tessa Noel
Amanda Darieux
Rebecca
Hugh Fitzcairn
Charlie DeSalvo
Anne Lindsey
Darius
Kronos
Silas
Caspian

Benton Fraser
Ray Vecchio
Ray Kowalski
Lt. Harding Welsh
Francesca Vecchio
Elaine Besbriss
Robert Fraser

Max Guevara
Logan Cale
Original Cindy
Herbal Thought
Kendra
Sketchy
Reagan "Normal" Ronald
Lydecker
Bling
Alec

James T. Kirk
Spock
Leonard McCoy
Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
Pavel Chekov
Hikaru Sulu
Lt. Uhura (it's just so wrong that she never got a first name)
Christine Chapel
Janice Rand

Jean-Luc Picard
William T. Riker
Geordi LaForge
Tasha Yar
Worf
Beverly Crusher
Deanna Troi
Data
Wesley Crusher
Guinan

Jadzia Dax
Kira Nerys (admittedly mostly the shiny silver AU one)
Dr Julian Bashir


William "Husker" Adama
Laura Roslin
Kara "Starbuck" Thrace (oh yes)
Lee "Apollo" Adama
Gaius Baltar
Number Six
Sharon "Boomer" Valerii
Saul Tigh
Tyrol (does he really not have a first name?)
Karl "Helo" Agathon
Dualla
Billy Keikeya
Tom Zarek

Nick Knight
Lucien LaCroix
Jeanette

I could add comics people, but that would get to be a really long list.