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[beccaelizabeth]

I dreamed I was a teacher at a school for mutant kids.
I couldn't find the bathroom
and one of the kids tried to eat me.

repeatedly.

So I webbed him, but he just ate the web
so I made poisonous web
which he also ate
and then went all weird shapes as his own muscles pulled his limbs out of their sockets
so then I made him some antidote
but he was too paranoid to eat it.

conclusion: me and teaching are not a good mix.



Then I woke up with 'Don't leave me this way' stuck in my head.