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[beccaelizabeth]

Am reading fic
it has reached the traditional post battle yaay we're alive shag
and all I can think is it all seems terribly unsanitary.

I mean he was killing people with his bare hands a few pages ago
shouldn't he, you know, wash?
certainly before putting them there.

Comments

[baronjanus]

always carry baby wipes with your battle gear

[anne_d]

Dammit, becca, if I'd had a mouthful of tea when I read this, it'd be all over poor Nixie. That sounds like a real mood-breaker.

Where do you find these things? I guess it's a good thing I'm too lazy, err, busy to go hunting fanfic myself.