Doctor and Daleks again
Apr. 28th, 2007 08:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beccaelizabethYou know, from a certain point of view, what happened this week was really depressing. For the Doctor especially. See, once upon a time there were Daleks and there were Time Lords, and they tried to do things the Dalek way and Blow Things Up, and then there were only one ship of each left. And the Doctor had Trauma, and wandered around the universe trying not to care, and being all alone. And the Daleks, being rather immune to Trauma, just made a ton more Daleks to get blown up. Cause they don't mind when that happens. And then it happened again. And then there were only 4 Daleks and 1 Doctor and one of the Daleks said, this is dumb. Humans is everywhere in the whole universe. How do they do it?
Answer: Dance with anything. Get all mixed together.
So, the really smart Dalek thought this was a good plan, and did it.
So the Dalek-human met the Doctor, who is rumoured to be a TimeLord-human but we don't talk about that even though it would be bloody typical of humans if Jack is anything to go by.
And the Dalek-human, who was all about surviving, realised this was the best survivor EVER and they Must Make Babies.
And the Doctor had about 11 minutes to think about it, or possibly maybe a few seconds, which isn't a long time to decide to make babies, but hey, whatever, boom, made babies with Daleks.
So you'd think maybe this could be The Beginning, and no more blowing up all the new TimeLords because they is Daleks. Except Sec, for reasons best known to itself, didn't make the others do the treatment too, and they did backstabbing. It is possible there's a Caan-Cain thing going on there, but then again maybe not.
So they killed all the new Dalek-human-TimeLord peoples.
Sad now.
But what this means is even if the Doctor makes babies with Daleks the Daleks still kills them all.
This is not so much hopeful for the future of his race. Or any race derived from him. Because, boom. Sooner or later. And if they aren't as TimeLord as he is, probably sooner. This time may be an all new record, being maybe twenty minutes total, but even if they live a whole human life, eventually, boom.
Except! Doctor is not sad!
Doctor has fully functional genetic laboratory!
... and a human he did genetic transfer with when he first met her, as nostalgia_lj I think it was pointed out.
So... er, has a theme?
Doctor offered to help Daleks.
I now have in my head the image of the Doctor, having seen the light because of Sec's plan, chasing the last Dalek around so they can has babies.
I know they weren't baby shaped babies but when you mix your DNA with the DNA of another person, there's a word for that. And the Doctor just did it. And had a thousand instant descendents, though they probably weren't half and half like children would be, on account of being also human.
That whole 'last one' problem is therefore fixable, as has been obvious from the start, as long as the Doctor doesn't mind they all go boom eventually.
He seemed to mind quite a lot, but still offered to help.
Also, note the change from 'used to have so much compassion' and the blowing up of the creatures that mix with all the other races they find to the 'only one with any compassion' and the mixing with creatures. That's a large and much more interesting change right there.
That'd make more sense if I put it in some kind of order and logic, but that seems like work for a thought that wasn't much of a thought anyway.
Answer: Dance with anything. Get all mixed together.
So, the really smart Dalek thought this was a good plan, and did it.
So the Dalek-human met the Doctor, who is rumoured to be a TimeLord-human but we don't talk about that even though it would be bloody typical of humans if Jack is anything to go by.
And the Dalek-human, who was all about surviving, realised this was the best survivor EVER and they Must Make Babies.
And the Doctor had about 11 minutes to think about it, or possibly maybe a few seconds, which isn't a long time to decide to make babies, but hey, whatever, boom, made babies with Daleks.
So you'd think maybe this could be The Beginning, and no more blowing up all the new TimeLords because they is Daleks. Except Sec, for reasons best known to itself, didn't make the others do the treatment too, and they did backstabbing. It is possible there's a Caan-Cain thing going on there, but then again maybe not.
So they killed all the new Dalek-human-TimeLord peoples.
Sad now.
But what this means is even if the Doctor makes babies with Daleks the Daleks still kills them all.
This is not so much hopeful for the future of his race. Or any race derived from him. Because, boom. Sooner or later. And if they aren't as TimeLord as he is, probably sooner. This time may be an all new record, being maybe twenty minutes total, but even if they live a whole human life, eventually, boom.
Except! Doctor is not sad!
Doctor has fully functional genetic laboratory!
... and a human he did genetic transfer with when he first met her, as nostalgia_lj I think it was pointed out.
So... er, has a theme?
Doctor offered to help Daleks.
I now have in my head the image of the Doctor, having seen the light because of Sec's plan, chasing the last Dalek around so they can has babies.
I know they weren't baby shaped babies but when you mix your DNA with the DNA of another person, there's a word for that. And the Doctor just did it. And had a thousand instant descendents, though they probably weren't half and half like children would be, on account of being also human.
That whole 'last one' problem is therefore fixable, as has been obvious from the start, as long as the Doctor doesn't mind they all go boom eventually.
He seemed to mind quite a lot, but still offered to help.
Also, note the change from 'used to have so much compassion' and the blowing up of the creatures that mix with all the other races they find to the 'only one with any compassion' and the mixing with creatures. That's a large and much more interesting change right there.
That'd make more sense if I put it in some kind of order and logic, but that seems like work for a thought that wasn't much of a thought anyway.