It's kinda like Pinocchio
Mar. 30th, 2004 07:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beccaelizabethOkay, you ever have an idea and then rather wish you had someone else to blame it on? Well the only thing I have to blame this on is I was asleep. My subconscious- strange, strange place.
You know how a lot of Ethan/Giles fic has them using magic recreationally, summoning power in bed because it feels good? Well the thing about magic is theres always consequences...
I just nearly wrote a story about one of their toys achieving sentience and starting to move around and stuff. Specifically a Big Dick Bondage Bunny. Which requires explanation because tho I saw it in a catalog I cant find a picture now. Its a cuddly stuffed toy bunny, only anatomically correct, albeit really out of proportion. Its from the kind of lads gag gift catalogue that also has wanking policeman figures. I really dont know how one would end up in Giles' bed. Or Ethan's for that matter, I see him as having more refined tastes. But once it has been in their bed a while, and absorbed a whole lot of stray magic- I dreamed from the POV of a subby stuffed toy with a really big dick and a crush on Ethan and Giles. That could move around. And get the bed kinda damp. And then I nearly wrote it out as a proper story.
The part that makes it funny though is when Giles walks in to find the bunny wanking, and when he touches it it comes. Because, Giles, trying to figure out an appropriate way to react to that. And Ethan giggling.
Giles looks at it sort of shell shocked. "We're really going to have to stop doing magic in bed."
Ethan grabs his arm in mostly mock horror. "Take that back!"
And then Murray (I don't know why the bunny is called Murray) getting all upset because his Masters dont want him. And Giles wanting to unmagic him but Ethan seeing him as a perfect little chaos gift.
"Ethan, every time I think I understand everything that can go wrong dating you..."
"The world starts getting really creative?"
yes I have the whole story in my head ready to write.
They end up setting Murray to guard the sex toy draw.
And the scary part is my dream gave up at look on Giles face when the bunny comes, it was just my waking brain that couldnt give up on the idea until I knew what happened to Murray.
You know how a lot of Ethan/Giles fic has them using magic recreationally, summoning power in bed because it feels good? Well the thing about magic is theres always consequences...
I just nearly wrote a story about one of their toys achieving sentience and starting to move around and stuff. Specifically a Big Dick Bondage Bunny. Which requires explanation because tho I saw it in a catalog I cant find a picture now. Its a cuddly stuffed toy bunny, only anatomically correct, albeit really out of proportion. Its from the kind of lads gag gift catalogue that also has wanking policeman figures. I really dont know how one would end up in Giles' bed. Or Ethan's for that matter, I see him as having more refined tastes. But once it has been in their bed a while, and absorbed a whole lot of stray magic- I dreamed from the POV of a subby stuffed toy with a really big dick and a crush on Ethan and Giles. That could move around. And get the bed kinda damp. And then I nearly wrote it out as a proper story.
The part that makes it funny though is when Giles walks in to find the bunny wanking, and when he touches it it comes. Because, Giles, trying to figure out an appropriate way to react to that. And Ethan giggling.
Giles looks at it sort of shell shocked. "We're really going to have to stop doing magic in bed."
Ethan grabs his arm in mostly mock horror. "Take that back!"
And then Murray (I don't know why the bunny is called Murray) getting all upset because his Masters dont want him. And Giles wanting to unmagic him but Ethan seeing him as a perfect little chaos gift.
"Ethan, every time I think I understand everything that can go wrong dating you..."
"The world starts getting really creative?"
yes I have the whole story in my head ready to write.
They end up setting Murray to guard the sex toy draw.
And the scary part is my dream gave up at look on Giles face when the bunny comes, it was just my waking brain that couldnt give up on the idea until I knew what happened to Murray.