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Rupert Giles had been cursed so he had a month to live, and it took him a week to figure out the details, and he was probably going to be comatose for the last couple of weeks. So we had one week to break the curse.

In order to break the curse, we had to find 7 people willing to risk their souls for him, by giving him experiences based on the 7 deadly sins.

Sex, basically. 7 days of sex. Sometimes with cake.
(Cake was with Oz, because biting, and a sincere offer to make him wolfy too because obviously then he only dies of silver. So it was biting but not too much biting, trying to get the cake and icing and so forth without breaking skin even a little, while he was, well, mobile, and not entirely averse in the moment to the skin breaking concept.)
Or we needed to call/summon Ethan for Wrath, because lets face it, Ripper totally has Wrath sex there.

See the part I resent is it turned into a running around trying to find people dream, because come on subconscious, as porn setups go that one is awesome.

Dream got stuck because obviously Ethan, Oz, Buffy, Willow, Xander, and, er, Mary Sue, but then we need him to know a whole other person. And past that point the choices are not obvious. I mean, they might end up being mundanes who wouldn't know the risks, or who don't think curse breaking is a good enough reason to have Envy sex in front of former students.
If Jenny is alive they're not former students and my asleep brain noped right out.
If Ethan needs summoning rather than breaking out of prison then Anya is not available either.
Probably Olivia then. So finding and persuading her gets a lot more complicated.

Most of today's dreams though were just running around trying to find. People, places, clothes, suitcases, a part of Australia that isn't trying to kill you, a door that only exists once an hour yet a whole year has passed on the other side, or conversely obviously a door that exists once a year yet has only had an hour, all sorts.

I blame the power tools outside. I don't know what they're doing but my quality of sleep would appreciate them doing it a lot less.

Date: 2016-09-03 05:50 pm (UTC)
gehayi: (willow geek (doubletrouble_))
From: [personal profile] gehayi
Dream got stuck because obviously Ethan, Oz, Buffy, Willow, Xander, and, er, Mary Sue, but then we need him to know a whole other person. And past that point the choices are not obvious.

Either Joyce or Jenny would work, provided you had time travel to bring them from the past when they were still alive. And I'm pretty sure that Willow could cast a time travel spell.

Date: 2016-09-10 12:41 pm (UTC)
baronjanus: I was searching for the answer, it turns out it's rock and roll. Hugh Dillon Works Well With Others (0 remarkably specific porn - smbc)
From: [personal profile] baronjanus
Wrath sex is the best expression and must be used often in real life


in other news LOTS of people can have sex with Giles, whether it's people he knows or just someone he can pick up on the street (who did you have for sloth?)

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