Ages

Nov. 26th, 2018 02:17 am
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Fantasy races and aging gets so weird.
Like, I can imagine the living longer or shorter. Humans do that anyway. Some people are frail before they retire, some of them have to be told that pulling up tree stumps is ambitious age 90.
So even elves not hitting middle age until 175 is understandable.

... worrying, because in Pathfinder aging has built in Wisdom bonuses, so it's pretty clear they act like humans in their twenties that whole time, but understandable, especially since some humans certainly aspire to do that too.

The weird bit though is different ages of adulthood.
I mean, it doesn't say in the first rulebook what all they even mean, but if they're just maturing at a smooth and even rate, and they're not going to be an adult until 110...
*blinks so much*
I mean I'm pretty sure that's what the rules meant, because the characters in the Pathfinder audio talked about being street kids that whole time and watching your friends age to death before you even grow up
but
that means
they are infants for how long?

I mean compare human to half elf and it's simples, 20 is an adult half elf and 15 an adult human (and wow that's a tough sell of an idea, but it makes new adeventurers start at 16, and yeah, okay, that is when several sorts of humans start making their way in the world).
A half elf kid would just seem small and slow, unless they were growing in to some stellar stats, then they'd just seem small and emotionally immature.

But an elf age 15 is proportionally equivalent to a two year old. Two! They start being able to walk age when???
Elf babies aren't just 'a bit slow' if they do that, they're equivalent to someone very disabled, like they'd need 24 hour care at an age humans are adults, and supervision much, much longer.

Are elves just walking around carrying their infant offspring for a decade?

No wonder they can't have many kids, they've got such a high level of support to give the first one.

And like, adult at 110, dying of old age starting at 354, but middle aged at 175. Do elves have a menopause? Are elves wandering around worried about their biological clock ticking as their fertile years wind down, when each elf child is a decades long time investment?

OMG, how long is elf pregnancy???


... I don't think I need to think about that.


... but like, imagine an elf who shagged a human and got pregnant and they don't start showing for a year and a half and by the time the baby arrives the human is like lol nope, can't be mine, haven't seen you for years...


And like a half elf kid has many advantages like actually maturing five times as fast, but they could be dead around 128, ie the elf equivalent of college years.



I guess if I think of illness and disability I can imagine all that, it's just the idea they'll eventually grow out of their delayed development and have a whole race that considers them normal that takes some imagination.


... huh, parents insisting their little angels aren't disabled, they're just another race... like changeling stories but as a way to hope for better things...



Why I sat down to write though was the idea you could have a mixed race pairing or team meet in juvie and they could be any age from about to age out at 14 to still there for years yet 104.

And yet, by the logic of fantasy race aging, all somehow equivalent.




How do they learn, though? At different rates? What about listening to stories, or reading books?

... Doctor Who having lasted 55 years means it is only just long enough for half an elf childhood.



No, seriously, would an elf have read everything in the 20th century as it came out, or would they need stories to be much more sesame street for much, much, longer and just not keep up?




I realise these are answers the author makes up, but I'm just trying to imagine...


... Legolas wants to hear Where's My Cow once again, for at least the tenth year...

... I mean elves still need to sleep every night, right? So, how many bedtime stories does an elf baby need?





Now I'm imagining an entire race that is in maturity known for their art and wisdom (ha) but to start with they spent most of a century watching stories like my brother, again again again...



*blinks a lot*




I think I'll go back to half orc Mick meeting half elf Len in juvie. At 14 Mick would be huge, so much more mature than same age mates, but then the others keep maturing fast where he's pretty much set for adulthood...


... why angst today? ah well...

Date: 2018-11-28 06:51 pm (UTC)
baronjanus: I was searching for the answer, it turns out it's rock and roll. Hugh Dillon Works Well With Others (Default)
From: [personal profile] baronjanus
I think internal consistency *can* be made, but the originators didn't quite think about it.

Also "half orc Mick meeting half elf Len in juvie" sounds great.

Date: 2018-11-29 09:52 am (UTC)
baronjanus: Thor to Loki: you did create a most terrible slash (Marvel - terrible slash)
From: [personal profile] baronjanus
I have questions.

Why half-orc and half-elf? Why not orc and elf? And then you get some built-in racist environment because why are these two friends in the first place. Against all odds. Or just odd.

Why does long lived have to equal much learned? Book studies depend very much on lifestyle and opportunities, access. Can live very long and be held back. And actual learning from real life and mistakes very much, I find, depends on personality. Which is how you get (in rl humans) wise people at 14 and complete idiots at 65.

The idea of the respectability of thieves I find myself really liking. Because: in a world where "Stealing and killing" is much respected, Len might not have a problem with being called a hero, considering what heroes are in that world. The question is what he likes better, to be a thief, or to be a not-hero. That may inform his life choices, the difference in social acceptability.

Date: 2018-11-30 12:11 am (UTC)
baronjanus: I was searching for the answer, it turns out it's rock and roll. Hugh Dillon Works Well With Others (0 remarkably specific porn - smbc)
From: [personal profile] baronjanus
Ahhh I'm sorry, I was just idly musing about "story", I forgot about there being external rules :)


...Actually now idly musing about immortal or long-lived (like elf) hanging out with undead (which technically can "live" forever as well, not changing much over years). Not like "hot vampire", more ghoul or zombie or something. Just hanging out in graveyards.

Re: found the age rules

Date: 2018-11-30 12:12 am (UTC)
baronjanus: I was searching for the answer, it turns out it's rock and roll. Hugh Dillon Works Well With Others (shel silverstein - the battle)
From: [personal profile] baronjanus
...what age do elves potty train
how many years to adult elves have to change diapers


I am horrified by the implications

Re: found the age rules

Date: 2018-11-30 03:52 am (UTC)
baronjanus: Text: Emotional maturity of a blueberry scone (Joss - emotional maturity)
From: [personal profile] baronjanus
I think changelings are, by definition, able to adopt the regular/normal biology and timeline of whatever they were adopted into. Regular adoption otoh would be problematic.

What you said though made me think about elves working in human nurseries or other care facilities. Just "forty years changing diapers, aren't you tired of it?!" "nah it's like one baby timeline for me"

Also their political game must be much more long con than ours... considering human politicians sometimes ruin everything for a two-month gain, I mean

But yeah, elves going "what do you mean he's 18 and gets to drive. that's an embryo basically" and humans going "he's 50 and still lives at home" and so on

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