awesome dreams
Jan. 30th, 2007 10:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beccaelizabethHad the most excellent dreams.
With Oz. *points at icon*
Pretty, pretty wolf-guy.
So there was me and Oz and kissing. A lot. And eventually rolling across the floor smooching. And then rolling right into these two girls in much the same state of half dressed naughtitude we were. And it's Willow and Tara, and Willow is like 'eeps! naked! ex-boyfriend!' and clutching what's left of her clothes - and I noticed she needed a new bra and she'd lost some weight she couldn't really afford and ... then I notice Tara. In a *stares, drools* kind of way. And there would be *pounce* except she kind of ducks her head and her hair falls in the way so I kind of tuck her hair back and there is very shy kissing instead. Only she's, like, woman of my dreams (in my dream) so it doesn't stay very shy. And when I look up Oz and Willow are getting reacquainted too, and I'm still, er, acquainted with Oz, and basically, foursome. Which, can I dream that some more please? Pretty please with sugar on?
And then it got a bit out of hand. Someone asked Oz the next day, he says "Orgy." Someone says foursome isn't orgy, it isn't an orgy until you don't know who you're sucking. I go "la la la" of innocence and look at the ceiling. And people start walking out of our room a bit like that phone box or clown car thing. Last out are two vampires. I'm somewhat relieved that they're Angel & Spike, but had not been entirely sure. There was never enough of them available at once to be quite clear on that one.
So then there were more kisses. I typed "most kisses" and that too would be accurate.
Only then there was this part where my-Oz turned out to have split up from wolf!Oz and poor wolf!Oz wasn't really coping real well, he wanted to come back inside now. Only then a bad man caught him and sewed him to a magic circle! and wolf!Oz was getting more wolf and less Oz all the time, but oddly my!Oz was getting less Oz too, because there's only so laid back a guy can be before he loses some inner Oz. Oz has layers. and tension. and thoughts going on.
We kind of had too much sex for the thoughts part.
So we rescue poor wolf!Oz, all sewed up, and we go find someplace with very sharp blades so we can take the stitches out, which turns out to be a dentist's office and hello to the not loving it, though dream-me had some really extensive ideas on what to do with the chair. But while we're doing the stitches we have a Serious Relationship Talk, which involved
dream me saying I needed to do more studying. there was too much sex and not enough studying.
I know, would that we could all have such problems.
Oz looked a bit hurt, but I hastily explained that in any given five minutes sex was definitely the most appealing thing. Really. Very. In fact the armful of injured magiced wolf would be the only reason I was standing still long enough to have teh conversation.
Just, I was also theoretically doing the college thing and... not so much. And I'd worked quite hard to get there, so, seemed like a thing to do.
Also, I had the horrible nagging feeling that if I didn't do brain food soon I would manage to get bored. I mean, Oz is a very interesting guy indeed, but too much of anything does eventually bore.
So then there was Darth Vader, assorted versions of Eddie Murphy in different shades of skin, a clone with three arms so it could always use one for shaking hands, and a lot of running away.
... it was a dream. I think it realised it had been having far too much fun and just kind of threw the weird at me.
So me and Oz and wolf!Oz got split up, because they went in the lift and I didn't get there until the next one. And then I had to follow the bouncing balls to go find them.
... yeah. well. more rolling than bouncing, really. but they were those nifty ones that look like they'd be gooey but aren't and would bounce real well if you dropped them so them staying on the ground rolling is actually Magic.
So that was when I figured out we were in an AU because there were two of Oz that weren't my Oz either of them. One had no arm and one had poofy hair. Neither of them could smell me.
So then there was trying to find help in AU world, and instead having a detour via being Dawn.
... I can't see Dawn in a foursome including Willow and Tara. I just can't. And really don't want to. Plus, she got eated real quick, so obviously that wasn't me the rest of the time.
So Dawn is finding Xander and explaining that she's here from an alternate universe and maybe she could get some help? And local Xander has grey hair, both his eyes, lots of lines, and a tad bit of apparent cowardice and walking away. Only when Dawn tries to follow him, the clouds above Sunnydale part, and the Really Giant Snake of Mayor sees her.
And then there is gulping and tearing and biting and... it's bad.
So regular dream me ran away and followed the magic some more.
And then Oz found me, with sniffing. And he was so happy to see me, he was all over me, with grabbing and sniffying and pouncing and kind of sharp fingernails and I had to ask if he was wolf!Oz with a haircut, and he said yeah, no, well as much as usual, and he'd gone and re-integrated because he needed all his parts for me and it was so sweet. And also hot. Because Oz+wolf actually was even more into sex than human!Oz. Which takes quite a lot of doing and, at that point, some probable rearrangement of time.
But he also got his long term planning back, which seems weird, except for a long term you need to actually care beyond the next five minutes, and all his caring had gone to be wolf!Oz. But when he got it back he could actually put the animal stuff on teh back burner easier, because he cared more about the whole package.
Also wolf!Oz could smell there would be a baby. So whole!Oz could too. And now he understood what wolf!Oz had been on about, and he got a little bit incoherent with wow-cool-woah too.
... at the point I woke up we were still in AU Sunnydale of Mayor Snacks, and that part would be a bit worrying, but I'm sure as soon as we got back to our 'verse we went to classes some as well.
So I'm having dreams that say I should study more.
Or, you know, at all, since I kind of got out of the habit.
I'll get right on that.
Soon as I get some more sleep.
I woke up to get a parcel. Torchwood books and DS9 DVD sets. Bought because I have money and wanting so why not.
... if the money part helped with the wanting part all the time, Oz would so live here.
*sigh*
... couldn't afford him.
With Oz. *points at icon*
Pretty, pretty wolf-guy.
So there was me and Oz and kissing. A lot. And eventually rolling across the floor smooching. And then rolling right into these two girls in much the same state of half dressed naughtitude we were. And it's Willow and Tara, and Willow is like 'eeps! naked! ex-boyfriend!' and clutching what's left of her clothes - and I noticed she needed a new bra and she'd lost some weight she couldn't really afford and ... then I notice Tara. In a *stares, drools* kind of way. And there would be *pounce* except she kind of ducks her head and her hair falls in the way so I kind of tuck her hair back and there is very shy kissing instead. Only she's, like, woman of my dreams (in my dream) so it doesn't stay very shy. And when I look up Oz and Willow are getting reacquainted too, and I'm still, er, acquainted with Oz, and basically, foursome. Which, can I dream that some more please? Pretty please with sugar on?
And then it got a bit out of hand. Someone asked Oz the next day, he says "Orgy." Someone says foursome isn't orgy, it isn't an orgy until you don't know who you're sucking. I go "la la la" of innocence and look at the ceiling. And people start walking out of our room a bit like that phone box or clown car thing. Last out are two vampires. I'm somewhat relieved that they're Angel & Spike, but had not been entirely sure. There was never enough of them available at once to be quite clear on that one.
So then there were more kisses. I typed "most kisses" and that too would be accurate.
Only then there was this part where my-Oz turned out to have split up from wolf!Oz and poor wolf!Oz wasn't really coping real well, he wanted to come back inside now. Only then a bad man caught him and sewed him to a magic circle! and wolf!Oz was getting more wolf and less Oz all the time, but oddly my!Oz was getting less Oz too, because there's only so laid back a guy can be before he loses some inner Oz. Oz has layers. and tension. and thoughts going on.
We kind of had too much sex for the thoughts part.
So we rescue poor wolf!Oz, all sewed up, and we go find someplace with very sharp blades so we can take the stitches out, which turns out to be a dentist's office and hello to the not loving it, though dream-me had some really extensive ideas on what to do with the chair. But while we're doing the stitches we have a Serious Relationship Talk, which involved
dream me saying I needed to do more studying. there was too much sex and not enough studying.
I know, would that we could all have such problems.
Oz looked a bit hurt, but I hastily explained that in any given five minutes sex was definitely the most appealing thing. Really. Very. In fact the armful of injured magiced wolf would be the only reason I was standing still long enough to have teh conversation.
Just, I was also theoretically doing the college thing and... not so much. And I'd worked quite hard to get there, so, seemed like a thing to do.
Also, I had the horrible nagging feeling that if I didn't do brain food soon I would manage to get bored. I mean, Oz is a very interesting guy indeed, but too much of anything does eventually bore.
So then there was Darth Vader, assorted versions of Eddie Murphy in different shades of skin, a clone with three arms so it could always use one for shaking hands, and a lot of running away.
... it was a dream. I think it realised it had been having far too much fun and just kind of threw the weird at me.
So me and Oz and wolf!Oz got split up, because they went in the lift and I didn't get there until the next one. And then I had to follow the bouncing balls to go find them.
... yeah. well. more rolling than bouncing, really. but they were those nifty ones that look like they'd be gooey but aren't and would bounce real well if you dropped them so them staying on the ground rolling is actually Magic.
So that was when I figured out we were in an AU because there were two of Oz that weren't my Oz either of them. One had no arm and one had poofy hair. Neither of them could smell me.
So then there was trying to find help in AU world, and instead having a detour via being Dawn.
... I can't see Dawn in a foursome including Willow and Tara. I just can't. And really don't want to. Plus, she got eated real quick, so obviously that wasn't me the rest of the time.
So Dawn is finding Xander and explaining that she's here from an alternate universe and maybe she could get some help? And local Xander has grey hair, both his eyes, lots of lines, and a tad bit of apparent cowardice and walking away. Only when Dawn tries to follow him, the clouds above Sunnydale part, and the Really Giant Snake of Mayor sees her.
And then there is gulping and tearing and biting and... it's bad.
So regular dream me ran away and followed the magic some more.
And then Oz found me, with sniffing. And he was so happy to see me, he was all over me, with grabbing and sniffying and pouncing and kind of sharp fingernails and I had to ask if he was wolf!Oz with a haircut, and he said yeah, no, well as much as usual, and he'd gone and re-integrated because he needed all his parts for me and it was so sweet. And also hot. Because Oz+wolf actually was even more into sex than human!Oz. Which takes quite a lot of doing and, at that point, some probable rearrangement of time.
But he also got his long term planning back, which seems weird, except for a long term you need to actually care beyond the next five minutes, and all his caring had gone to be wolf!Oz. But when he got it back he could actually put the animal stuff on teh back burner easier, because he cared more about the whole package.
Also wolf!Oz could smell there would be a baby. So whole!Oz could too. And now he understood what wolf!Oz had been on about, and he got a little bit incoherent with wow-cool-woah too.
... at the point I woke up we were still in AU Sunnydale of Mayor Snacks, and that part would be a bit worrying, but I'm sure as soon as we got back to our 'verse we went to classes some as well.
So I'm having dreams that say I should study more.
Or, you know, at all, since I kind of got out of the habit.
I'll get right on that.
Soon as I get some more sleep.
I woke up to get a parcel. Torchwood books and DS9 DVD sets. Bought because I have money and wanting so why not.
... if the money part helped with the wanting part all the time, Oz would so live here.
*sigh*
... couldn't afford him.